Tuesday, May 17, 2011

One Line Movie Reviews

1. Due Date (2010): Aye, this be yer typical bosom buddy comedy an' nothin' special, arrrr.
Rating: C

2. The King's Speech (2010): Shiver me timbers, this be an excellent, touchin' story on that nefarious head o' state King George VI overcomin' his demons.
Rating: A+

3. The Tourist (2010): Be that Cap'n Jack...er, is Johnny Depp just a normal math teacher from the States?
Rating: B-


4. How Do You Know (2010): There be too many issues...gender roles, feminism, love/relationships, which turned this into some vile smellin' swill.
Rating: C+

5. Fair Game (2010): This be a sea worthy docudrama on why de Bush President invaded Iraq.
Rating: A+

6. Tron: Legacy (2010): Weird and confusing continuation of the original Tron.
Rating: C

5 comments:

  1. I be lovin' The King's Speech as well, matey!

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  2. Due Date had me on board until the masterbating scene. It lost its sparkle after that. I want to see The Tourist and King's Speech. I hadn't even heard about Fair Game so I'll have to check that out.
    Sorry none of this is in pirate speak :)

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  3. Stacy, I totally agree with you! that part was soooo gross and unnecessary. There were just too many things like that in the movie for me to enjoy it overall.

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  4. Ooh, I want to watch The King's Speech! Heard lots of great things about it. ;)

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  5. Aww.. I LOVED Tron. The original one is boring as dirt. The music in this new one was FANTASTIC and the special effects were great. One I will definitely enjoy again and again. :)

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